Recorded weather for center of Myanmar
time range | day of Wednesday, March 4, 2020
temperature | (11 to 29) °C (average: 20 °C)
conditions | fog, partly cloudy, few clouds
relative humidity | (29 to 98)% (average: 57%)
wind speed | (0 to 2) m/s (average: 1 m/s)
She rises above the flood stage like an overfilled pot — a tight pot that doesn’t leak.
Hiccupping like a soon-to-be single mother, she will puke back into your face all the plastic and rubber you’ve forced into her throat. She belches stale draft. She is a river – hanging on a river hangover.
Rice hoarders will be whipped. Split bean hoarders will be spared. She will show what a dominatrix she is to those who take the rivulet Mu for a river. Cross with the land, she will piss on the road shoulder.
Her refuse will fill disaster relief bowls. For her monthly does she have to know the day of the calendar month? If there’s no bloody drought there will be a bloody deluge.
Local poets no longer make a distinction between ျမစ္ေရ [river water] and မ်က္ရည္ [tear].
And now, how will you un-fuck her?